finwych: (капибара)
[personal profile] finwych
All can be measured by the standard of the capybara.
Так утверждает некая Sandra Beasley, и я безоговорочно соглашаюсь с ее убедительными доводами.
Стихотворение называется Unit of Measure, и это идеальный текст для того, чтобы ставить людей на место.

Consider the year of your childhood when you had
exactly as many teeth as the capybara—
twenty—and all yours fell out, and all his
kept growing.

Ты ничтожество. Осознай это. Смирись с этим.

Accept that you have foolishly
distributed your eyes, ears, and nostrils
all over your face. Accept that now you will never be able
to sleep underwater.

Никогда.
From:
Anonymous( )Anonymous This account has disabled anonymous posting.
OpenID( )OpenID You can comment on this post while signed in with an account from many other sites, once you have confirmed your email address. Sign in using OpenID.
User
Account name:
Password:
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
Subject:
HTML doesn't work in the subject.

Message:

 
Notice: This account is set to log the IP addresses of everyone who comments.
Links will be displayed as unclickable URLs to help prevent spam.

March 2015

S M T W T F S
1234567
891011 121314
15161718192021
22232425262728
293031    

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 26th, 2017 04:43 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios